The internet is a marvellous thing, you know, capable of building friendships across oceans and time. It also reveals just how wrong the colonies can get it if they are left on their own for too long.
Earlier today there was a discussion on Twitter (a social networking site that’s an invaluable tool in locating rare eighteenth century erotica and pretty people) about what constitutes a toasted cheese sandwich. Darling readers – I was horrified. People fry their sandwiches! They toast bread and melt cheese onto it! THEY MICROWAVE CHEESE ON PLATES!
Obviously this cannot be allowed to continue. So gather round readers, pay attention rude colonials, I am going to explain how to make the perfect toasted cheese sandwich.
