The Anchor and Hope

One of the joys of the internet, my dears, is the fascinating people you meet.

It will surprise no one to learn that when I first encountered my dear Julian, my sister feared he was one of the ravening axe murderers she had read so much about, and pressed me to change my will to leave my worldly belongings to her.

Alas, what little I own is so deep in hock that it would benefit her little – my soul goes to whichever god can find it, and my goods return to the moneylenders.

In the meantime, I spend what I have on good food and good drink in good company, and it is not a bad way to live.

Such an evening took place last week in the company of the ever-loyal Mr Green, darling Julian, and a new friend. For the sake of internet anonymity, we shall dub her Captain Canada.

Now, Cap is a wonderful woman – erudite, interesting, and well travelled – and was passing through London on her way from the Continent back to Canada. Would, she asked me, I like to meet up for a convivial evening of food, conversation, and the latest Captain America film?

Well, I could hardly say no, could I?

I managed to get opening night tickets to the film at the BFI Imax on the South Bank, and then the only question was where to eat. The answer presented itself almost immediately. I’ve wanted to eat at the Anchor and Hope since I first staggered in on a Sunday morning and they eased the pain of existence with Bloody Marys, Marmalade Martinis, and crab on toast.

Sadly, they don’t allow tables to be booked in advance, but meetings at my place of business allowed me to get there for five, so we managed to secure a table when the dining room opened at six.

Now, should you go there, it’s useful to know that the dining room is quieter than the bar – you can hear your companions talk, and it’s all the better for it. We got to know each other over starters of snail and bacon salad, kid’s kidneys on toast (the baby goat kind – not the stolen organs of some young urchin), green salad, and risotto which is one of the best ways to get to know anyone, and most useful when you’ve chosen mains to share.

We’d gone for a Longhorn Steak Pie and Seven Hour Swandale Lamb, which provided an immense amount of delicious food. From the golden pie crust, propped up with a piece of marrow bone, to the buttery cabbage; from the meltingly soft stewed lamb’s neck to the creamy dauphinoise it was delicious. Julian described it as home cooking done really, really well, and that was a good way to sum it up.

We weren’t able to finish everything, and they packed up the remainder of the lamb for us in a bucket that seemed hilarious at the time, while we shared a brown sugar meringue with the best whipped cream I’ve had in a long while and sipped at damson gin.

It came to £148 before service, which was so shockingly low I had to check they’d included the pre-dinner drinks and the bottle of wine. They had. I was impressed.

From thence we went to the Imax, and anyone who describes a group matching our description pouring cocktails into a water bottle to smuggle in is wholly mistaken. Ours was a relaxed Wednesday evening of good food and fine superheroes, and any dip in global productivity the following morning? Utterly coincidental, my dears.

The Anchor and Hope, 36 The Cut, Waterloo, London, SE1 8LP, 020 7928 9898 

The Peas Family Reunion: Part Two, The Purple Poppadom

We had a few days to recover from this before we went to the Purple Poppadom (a sentence that skates over such sights as my sister and father pulling a chicken carcass apart with their hands, my sister getting tipsy on a school night for the first time in living memory, a car blowing up, and all the other related drama that occurs when the Peas clan is forced to share a pod) and due to some baby-sitting issues the guest list went through some flux.

In the end, I was joined by Rasputin, Mr Green, my sister and her husband, and my seven-year-old niece, La Petite Pea.

Now, on a table this size, it is nearly impossible to keep track of what other people are eating, and there were some dishes I didn’t get to try, much to my regret.

Everything was exquisitely done, however. The starters alone were a masterpiece in presentation and content. Admittedly, La Petite Pea didn’t like her starter, but my sister and I made short work of her potato cake, Bombay Chat, and puffed rice salad. It was nice enough, but couldn’t hold a candle to the Nandu Trio we had both chosen – soft shell crab fried in a crispy batter that was as light as a thought, a coconut and crab salad with sweetcorn, and a tasty little crab cake. Writing about it now makes me sad I’m not eating it right this minute. Mr Green had chosen Fresh from the Creamery which used paneer, Tintern cheese, and a warm goat’s cheese to great effect – and although I still preferred the crab, it was really interesting to see the way they combined Indian and Welsh food.

Fortunately, La Petite Pea enjoyed her main course much more, and she finished her Lamb Chukka with evident delight. She and my sister had chosen the most traditionally Indian dishes of the meal – my sister had Chilli Coconut King Prawns. The rest of the table had opted for dishes that showcased the same meeting of cuisines that had been apparent in Mr Green’s starter. Rasputin had chosen the Anglo-Indian Pork Roast, which sated his appetite for belly pork so fully that I didn’t even get a chance to look at the plating. I had chosen the Tiffin Seabass, which has to have been the first time I have ever had mashed potato in an Indian restaurant. I’d have it again – topped with a piece of perfectly cooked fish and a coconut, mango, and ginger sauce. It was beautiful, but rather suffered by comparison to Mr Green’s Trio of Venison. It had a pie, dear reader. A pie topped with flaky pastry and filled with venison curry. And a burger that was spicy and wonderful. And some lumps of venison that had been cooked in the tandoor. But mostly – pie. My envy was only assuaged by the fact that Mr Green is a caring soul who shares pie. Which was lucky. Events might have taken a nasty turn otherwise.

How can you top pie, though, I hear you question. Well, it’s tricky, but you can do it. Two words, my dear: chocolate samosas. Chocolate samosas moreover where the pastry is perfectly crisp and the insides are full of melted Belgium chocolate ganache and which come with vanilla ice-cream. For the record, the dessert wine went amazingly well with the ice-cream, and I would recommend it thoroughly.

It was also remarkably prudent. Dinner for six came to £264, including drinks, but not including service. They deserved more than the 10% added to the bill – they’d been informative, professional, and unobtrusive throughout the meal – so I dealt with that separately. A remarkable place – surprisingly so, given its location above a row of shops in Canton – and I will definitely be going back. Darling Julian needs to see this one, and I most definitely need to try the tasting menu.

Purple Poppadom, Upper Floor
185a Cowbridge Road East,
 Canton,
 Cardiff,
 CF11 9AJ, 029 2022 0026, www.purplepoppadom.com

The Peas Family Reunion: Part One, Arbutus

I come from a widely spread family, dearest reader. Father Peas resides in an island in the Med, Sister Peas and the Pea-Sprouts in the convivial Welsh climate. There are other branches to this legume-inous family tree, scattered around, but by and large I am a Pea without a Pod.

Imagine my joy, then, when the paternal Pea decided to visit. Finally! There could be a familial Forty for Forty! I plotted and planned and in the end came up with two marvellous meals: Arbutus with Father Peas (or Rasputin as he shall hereafter be called) on the evening of his arrival on our shores, and The Purple Poppadum with as many family members as I could cram round a table.  

They were, I have to confess, both amazing meals.

Arbutus is one of my favourite places to eat in London, but I usually go for the pre-theatre menu. This time we chose from the a la carte, and I am so very glad we did.

From the starters of a silky pearl barley risotto, topped with a melting poached egg, and a square of deep fried pig’s head, savoury and crunchy and paired perfectly with a smooth potato puree and some translucently thin slices of pickled turnip that provided a sharp-sweet foil to the richness of the meat, Rasputin was won over.

“This doesn’t look like I imagined,” he said, tucking in with gusto. “I expected to see the pig’s face. Do you think the trotters will be on the bone?”

Having grown up to the educational sight of my father tucking into trotters he’d boiled himself, and tripe he had boiled with onions in milk, I didn’t like to tell him the Pieds et Paquets he’d ordered would arrive looking pretty and refined. This is a man who thinks the poshest thing one can do to a trotter is to singe the bristles off, and possibly to trim the toenail.

I feared for disappointment, for harsh words said to our charming and oh-so-patient waiter – but my fears were groundless.

The dish arrived (over two stages, a sliver of toast topped with minced trotters followed the heaped dish of lamb’s tripe and shoulder. Readers of discrimination will be pleased to hear the tripe was unctuous and savoury and hadn’t seen a pot of boiling milk at any stage of its preparation) and Rasputin signified his approval by tucking in.

“It’s a good thing I’m getting my trousers let out,” he said. “I’m going to the embassy for St Patrick’s day and they won’t fit after this.”

Mr Green and I were facing a similar problem. We had both plumped for the saddle of rabbit, served with carrots, and accompanied by a slow-cooked cottage pie, and oh. It was all perfectly executed, though the star of the show for me was the cottage pie. Comfort food at it’s finest.

Because our waiter, besides being patient and friendly, was a minx, we had pre-ordered the Tarte Tatin for the table. That man knew how to sell, but since the table next to us missed out by dint of being too slow, I cannot find it in my heart to blame him. Especially not given how buttery and wonderful it was, or how obligingly the minx packed up the leftover portion for my sister.

The most pleasant surprise of the evening, however, was the bill. Dinner for three, including a cocktail, beers, a very nice bottle of wine, and service came to £158. Given that I’ve paid more per head in some inferior chain pubs, this really drives home how brilliantly arbutus performs – not just on the food and service, but on value for money.

Arbutus, 
63-64 Frith Street,
London,
W1D 3JW, 020 7734 4545, www.arbutusrestaurant.co.uk

Trishna

Indian food in England is something of a thing. The first dedicated curry house (as opposed to the coffee shops that merely served curry) opened in London in 1809, and there are now over 10,000 Indian restaurants serving us £3.2 billion pounds of food a year. Indeed, two thirds of meals eaten out are said to be curry, and many pundits describe Chicken Tikka Massala as our national dish.

Things have come a long way since The Forme of Cury was written in the 1390s, and even if it is a dark story, of fashion and imperialism, you can’t deny that Indian food is an important part of English identity.

That said, how often do you think of curry as being a part of fine dining? Not often, I would hazard a guess, and you would not be alone. But nonetheless there are several Michelin starred Indian restaurants and it seemed about time that I got my act together and visited one.

Thus when darling Julian suggested we visited Trishna for my birthday this year, I jumped at the chance.

All the signs were promising. Based in Marylebone (close to L’Autre Pied, the venue for last year’s birthday meal, and didn’t that cause déjà vu) it is a lovely environment. We arrived slightly early and went for a wander around the Wallace Collection before lunch.

Purely coincidentally, it was Diwali, so we chose the Diwali Feast Menu (with wine for Julian and myself), and sipped at Bloody Indians while we pondered if the pretty yet forgetful waiter we’d been assigned would last through the meal.

Our fears seemed groundless at first. Okay, they brought three lots of wine instead of two with the first course, but the fried flakiness and savoury warmth of the chana bhatura drove that from our minds. It was, we were told, a special Diwali treat, and it was lovely; savoury and slightly decadent, as are all the best things in life.

The next course – hariyali bream – was, without doubt, the best thing I have ever eaten. Nestled in a vivid green blanket of marinade the fish managed to be at once slightly charred in all the best ways and meltingly, moistly perfect. The wine (a New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc) was intense and fruity and wonderful, and the course was one of the most pleasurable I have ever eaten.

This was followed by tandoori grouse – a bird which I have a deep fondness for and which was shown to full advantage. The spices complemented the earthy ripeness of the game, and it wasn’t overcooked in the least, leaving it soft and yielding. Unfortunately, it was at this stage that the waiting staff lost interest in us. It may have been for any number of reasons – it was busy, it was a holiday day, there was a shift change – whatever. We sat for around 25 minutes, the remnants of the grouse in front of us and our glasses empty until the table next to us had a dish delivered and our lamb chops were rushed out to our still plated table.

The lamb, sadly, wasn’t worth the wait. Plonked down with no ceremony or comment by the waiter, it was lukewarm and slightly flabby. They’d removed the fat leaving bland meat, with no trace of char to enliven the marinade that coated it. I could see what they were going for, and if they had executed it as well as they did the bream it would have been suburb. Sadly it was a missed opportunity, although the mustard mooli was fantastic (and something I will try to recreate at home) and the 2009 Chateau du Cedre went amazingly with the lamb.

We had chosen different main courses in order to try everything. I had plumped for the malwani jhinga curry, with Julian and Mr Peas (the non-drinking designated driver) making the better choice of the South Indian coast lamb curry. Unfortunately this caused confusion with the wine, despite the waiters making careful notes at the start of the meal, though they fixed the problem with good grace. I have to admit that the side dishes of hyderabadi dal, spinach corn, and nan were the best part of this course. On paper the coconut prawn curry should have been my ideal, but although my prawns were cooked perfectly the sauce was over-salted and had a strange aftertaste, while the lamb was tough and uninteresting despite being in a beautifully flavoured sauce.

By now we had been there for a good three hours and my thoughts were turning fondly to relaxoslacks and dozing off somewhere warm (it had been a late night the night before. IT WAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY AGE) and the wait until dessert felt far too long, although this is probably highly subjective.

Desert itself was shahi tukra (a bread based pudding that was a symphony of syrup and custard) for Mr Peas and me, and cardamom kheer for Julian. This time I had chosen correctly – my feelings about cold rice pudding are many and varied and none of them are altogether positive. Julian enjoyed it, however, and I should remember that it takes all sorts to make up the world. It wasn’t as sweet as he’d been warned, he reported and the mix of nuts and the sweet white juicy sultanas was good for me. He found the bread pudding a bit too sweet for his taste, but I love him so I will let this pass.

We declined coffee, to the consternation of the waiting staff, and struggled somewhat to get the bill, which was a tad confusing. If you want a table to leave, bringing them the bill and the card machine promptly is probably a better way to achieve it than ignoring them completely – but it was a Sunday afternoon so maybe none of us was reasoning clearly by that stage.

A note deserves to be said about the wine – it was all perfectly chosen, and Mr Peas commented that he’d never understood until then how wine could complement food that way. He’d always suspected it was a load of poppycock sprayed round by those who had a pretentious desire to lord it over him. The wine choices with this meal proved him wrong, and moreover were amazingly prudent – especially for the range of wines we tried.

So, conclusions. Would I go there again? Yes. In a second. I hope the issue with service was more to do with the fact that we were on a late lunch service starting at 1:30 and they were starting the afternoon service in the other half the restaurant than with any bigger problem, and the set lunch with beer would prove a very prudent solution to Sunday lunch.

 15-17 Blandford Street,
Marylebone,
London
W1U 3DG,
020 7935 5624, www.trishnalondon.com